Hi! I have a new CD for children coming out! It's called "Sing With Me." And there's a contest on Instagram where you might win a FREE (signed by me!) copy. The CD has 15 songs on it, so that would be like me giving you $15!
You: Fifteen dollars!? What's the catch? Me: You have to have an Instagram account. You: I'm not interested. Me: Really? It's where all the kids are these days. I mean, there's even a bulldog with an Instagram account, "Manny the Frenchie," and he's got a million followers! So, I joined. I'm not gonna be left in the dust by a dog, no matter how cute. You: Wow! I'm interested now! How do I join? Me: I don't know. My assistant, Liza, joined for me and she isn't exactly a genius, so it can't be that hard. (I have her permission to say this.) You: Really? I don't need to be smart? Me: Not at all! Once you join, you just have to click the FOLLOW button. Then find the picture that matches the one above, and click on that. All the juicy contest details will magically appear on your screen! Then - follow instructions and you could be one of the 5 lucky winners!!! That's it! You: Wow! I'm going do it right now!I'm gonna win!
Great! Becausethe deadline for entering is June 20th. That's a week from today.