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RUN 2099

5 December 2016

 
NAVIGATOR's 

HURRICANE VICTORIA RUN
A hardy crew gathered up at Victoria Park on a lovely evening along with the hurricane wind.  We were outnumbered by a group of scouts who came running in from all directions when they were called by their Camp commanders to keep them safe from a lurking Navi from the bushes.  He was seen twice by Hashers arriving pulling his pants up.  No wonder the little scout’s parents were worried!

OnOn was called and Navi sent us on our way across the carpark and into the trees down a path to the start of the Harry Ell walkway.  Left or right (oh god, RLD is already confused – just as well Klingon had called onon to the right, or in this case RLD’s left).  At this stage I lost most of the pack as I was pulling up lame with a sore dodgy ankle.  Trail meandered down to the path just above Dyers Pass Road where I in the meantime had to listen Orful Fuk talk about how to just different passwords with just altering one letter to stop you from getting hacked.  In this case Orful’s password to all his accounts is abcOF123 or was it 123OFabc.  Got it?  It was also the last I saw of EmDef and Orful as the trail went UP hill.

 
Little calling was done but I managed to follow trail up to Victoria Park Rd, across the wee clearing to the Dog Park and down towards Longhurst Rd where it then went UP hill. No one could be seen up ahead so hoped I was on the correct trail.  Got to the top where the farm gate was and saw lone runner Klingon appear.  Through the gate and across the paddock and that was the end I saw of Klingon.  Along the fence line where the wind turned into hurricane force and as much I called it wouldn’t have been any use as no one would have heard me.  Ten minutes later I did appear back into daylight across the ridge and yay, spotted the P*ss wagon across the road in a wee park.  Navi said he wanted company to the next PS so took the offer.  Wasn’t long before the pack arrived at the 19th Memorial site where it was out of the wind and nice and sunny.  A quick beer, nibble on chips and dip.  TOYLIT DUK gave birth to a duck egg and created a nest.  BEEP BEEP abused RLD saying I’m effing slow!  We all walked back to the On Home.
 
F.M.O.T.N: GM and DOBBING SESSION in a Sitting Circle
Fines:
  • Hare: Navi
  • Book Fine: Klingon 111
  • No P.O.T.W. or Stick as FeiFiFoFum still has them
  • Fines Masters on the Night were EmDef & STD
  • Toylit Duk – not wanting to share
  • Navi – bloody short checks
  • STD, Klingon & Toylit Duk – short-cutting to 2nd OP
  • Klingon – run 1st part of run then gave up
  • Nice Butt – gave up on 1st part of run then ran the 2nd
  • Sticky Willy – no cold beer!
  • Navi – setting run in Hurricane conditions
  • Klingon – deserting RLD
  • Emdef - making STD homeless
  • Wobbly Legs went to Nice Butt for her dog Scooter who insisting in picking up stray undies.
  • P.O.T.W. & the Stick were absent for the night.
We then tucked into chicken, yummy coleslaw, beetroot, buns and tomatoes.
As the sun started going down we all packed up and got out of there before we were blown on the hill and locked in for the night.
OnOn
RLD
 
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 RUN NO:2100

MONDAY 12 December 2016

6.30PM


    Hare: FE FI FO FUM

Location: Picnic Area Deans Ave,
                         Hagley Park                               
Bring a Chair and wear a Santa hat!

 
UP CUMMING RUNS:
   Date      Run No                 Hare                                                Location       
19 Dec   2101     CUM DOWN                   1/16 Rhodes St, Merivale
27 Dec   2102     Garden City - TUESDAY RUN               TBA
 2 Jan   2103     STD/DING-A-LING         'New' House, New Year Run

 9 Jan  2104      KLINGON                  10 Lovelock Street, Dallington
16 Jan  2105      HARE NEEDED                            HARE NEEDED
23 Jan  2106      HARE NEEDED                            HARE NEEDED
30 Jan  2107      HARE NEEDED                            HARE NEEDED
 6 Feb  2108      HARE NEEDED                            HARE NEEDED
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